Fed a shark and piglet, climbed the harbour bridge and sydney tower in a week

It is unbelievable the amount of fun you can have in a week.

Top of Sydney Tower

All geared up

You can take a long ascending elevator, to the top of Sydney Tower. If the scenery doesn't captivate you and your heart is strong enough, feel free (obviously the walk isn't free) to take a stroll outside the tower clinging by a rope and risk missing your step & falling into oblivion.

University of Sydney alumni

Tired expressions?

Then proceed to the Sydney Aquarium, which is plainly put, a big tank with tons of fishes.

Preparation Stage 1

Posing 101

The Harbour Bridge Climb, which takes 3 & 1/2 hrs remains the top to-do thing on my list. But be warned it does come with a hefty price tag. However I believe it is worth every penny.

Grab your fork?

Baby shark

Then go feed yourself to the sharks. I kid you not.

Jaws

Imagine sharing the pool with a full sized man-eating, meat shearing, limb tearing shark. The proprietor warned everyone not to dangle their fingers in the water .... Do not tempt a meat eating carnivore with human flesh.

Sting Ray

And a Sting Ray that's large enough to feed an African family for 3 years. Remember how Steve Irvin died?

Feeding time

Oink Oink

I have been told that this place stinks real bad.

Pat koala's ass

But you can go molest the koala as compensation.

Sand dunes

Frolicking in the sand

Next up is sand boarding. It is quite exhilarating if you don't mind sand going into every nook and cranny of your body. That includes your nether regions & butt crack. Bring lots of cotton balls to pluck up the holes.

Dolphin watching

To end it all, go out to sea for some dolphin watching.

What great fun it was all packed in a week, and that was the story of my 3 imaginary friends, who "fed a shark and piglet, climbed the harbour bridge and sydney tower in a week"